Heart of the City by Steenz for April 21, 2015
Transcript:
Heart: Hey, Dean, want to play unicorns? Dean: What do they do? Heart: What do you mean? Dean: Do they turn into robots or have pop out wings or something? Heart: Well, they smell like cotton candy and bubble gum and each comes with a sparkle comb... dean: Girl toys. Sheesh.
And they can only be tamed by a virgin. . . I used to have one, then I lost it.