Heart of the City by Steenz for March 06, 2019
March 05, 2019
March 07, 2019
Transcript:
heart: So what is this?! are you some kind of magical turtle or something? Turtle: unfortunately, yes. heart: Why "unfortunately"? turtle: Well, I didn't want to be a magic turtle...turtle: ...I was just sort of born that way, you know? heart: If it makes you feel any better, I'd rather be a magic turtle than a middle-grade muggle.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
it’s like Alice and the Mockturtle, isn’t it?
codycab almost 6 years ago
This could be how tortoise beat hare…
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 6 years ago
It’s even worse to be a middle aged muggle- but I sorta wish I still was. That was 30 years ago.
asrialfeeple almost 6 years ago
So what other tricks can he do?
FassEddie almost 6 years ago
Is this turning into a Lady Gaga parable?
MichaelHelwig almost 6 years ago
Maybe the turtle would like to meet Hobbes.
Perkycat almost 6 years ago
Walk a mile in his shoes and you might change your mind.
eladee AKA Wally almost 6 years ago
Maybe Heart will discover magic within herself!
Airbender almost 6 years ago
Did Heart get into mom’s “Stash”?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
And she didn’t even need to swallow the blue pill.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Both your lives suck. So does mine. Can we be friends?