Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for September 19, 2022

As he sits firmly “planted” in his kiddie chair.

Guess this means we won’t see him in a human helmet or driving a human car.

Does that mean he’ll be the Bean-Eating Giant instead?

We need more of them, not fewer….

Green Giant vegetables optional?

How did he get through the door?

Why exactly is he called the man-eating giant? Has he ever been seen eating someone?

Glad he wants to eat vegirs

Women and children, ohhh the mayhem

we haven’t seen him eat one man (or woman) yet!

And Heathcliff wants to give up fish. (fat chance)

Shouldn’t Heathcliff be at eye-level with the giant for the hypnosis to actually work?

Ah yes of course. It was about time. Maybe he wear helmet and fly with bubble gum next.

Hopefully, only the giant’s house will suffer the effects of his withdrawal.

Spock: “V’ger must evolve.”