Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for November 13, 2011

Spoken like the peon of his castle….

Why does Herb always have more hair on his head on Sundays?

and he’s slouching like he’s a bit snookered.

Either this is a rerun of an older strip or Mr. Bentley’s ghost-artist is working today!

The Man Song by Sean Morey

Ladies and Gentlemen the man song!

(He’s the man, He’s the man)

I don’t take no crap from anyone (else but you)

And I wear the pants around here (when im finished with your laundry)

Cause I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight,When I say jump you say, “Yeah Right!”

Im the man of this house until you get home

(He’s the man, He’s the man)

What I say goes around here (right out the window)

And I don’t want to hear alot of whining (so I’ll shut up)

The sooner you learn whos boss around hereThe sooner you can give me my orders dear,

Cause I’m head huncho around here but its all in my heeeeaaaadddd!!

(He’s the man, He’s the man)

And I can have sex any time (that you want to)

Cause I’m a man who has needs (but they’re not that important)

And don’t expect any flowers from me (cause if im not mistaken you prefer jewelry,

I’m the king of my castle when your not around,

(He’s the man, He’s the man)

And I’ll drink and watch sports (whenever I want to get in trouble)And I’ll come home when I’m good and ready (to sleep on the couch)

Cause a MAN’s gotta do what a MAN’s gotta do,and I’m gonna do what you tell me to,

Because I’m top dog around here but I’ve been nueterd !!

(He’s the man, He’s the man)You da man!