Herman by Jim Unger for April 01, 2012
Transcript:
Man: I didn't know it was your house, judge. Judge: How did you think you'd get away with this? Man: I'm an optimist, your honor. Judge: You're going to Jail. Man: Well, it's free rent and food. Judge: For three years. Man: Could be worse. Judge: Solitary confinement. Man: My own room? Judge: Hard Labour! Man: I can learn a trade. Judge: And maximum Security! Man: I'll feel much safer, sir.
Mr. Sunshine of Cell Block 3.