Herman by Jim Unger for December 19, 2012

  1. Pirate63
    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    I wish the burglars WOULD take my lamps.

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    Superfrog  almost 12 years ago

    That’s very illuminating.

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  3. Pirate63
    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    The salesman is a bit of a dim bulb – not very bright.

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    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    A ten pound bicycle needs a fifty pound lock.A fifty pound bicycle doesn’t need a lock.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I have known lots of burglars in my career. When did they go to stealing lamps? Flat screen TVs. Computers, your clothes, but LAMPS? Never seen it. Maybe a Tiffany but how many of those are out there and would the crook even know.I would use it as table lamp between me and wife. Then she could not see me over there and not know what I am up to. Till I start snoring during her shows.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Well I have been proven wrong. Maybe not lamps but a really sharp cookie in

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    Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Saved before finishing.A really sharp cookie here in Texas has been stealing Christmas wreaths and garland from the homes in her area. I heard she is on You tube. Dumb is as dumb as it can be.

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