Herman by Jim Unger for May 28, 2015

I believe he said “indiscretion.”

The box tastes better than a lot of pizza crusts I’ve had.

I asked you to order the thin crust.

I’d like to see the knife he used.

Lots of fibre though.

For me, cardboard does not cause indigestion, but cheese does.

yeah! i would too. i could use that for my tool box.

I love Herman for days like this.

I don’t know about the cardboard box ,but the counter top just might give me an upset tummy !

It was probably a “Minuteman Pizza”. Had one where the bottom did almost taste like cardboard – maybe I ate the box it was delivered in! Nah, it would have had a better taste …

I guess that he’s part goat. I know this joke is baaaad.