Herman by Jim Unger for February 21, 2016

Enough is enough!

I thought it was going to end with:

“Why didn’t you get a divorce sooner?”“We were waiting for the children to die.”

Not enough incom for both of them.

I’ve had 40 good years of happy marriage. Forty out of 64 ain’t bad!

I had a client whose grandparents separated after 60ish years together. They had never married but were business partners and decided they no longer wanted to be partners so they sold the business and went their separate ways!

Do you have grounds?Yea, we got about 50 acres.

Do you have a case?No, we have John Deere.

Do you have mutual climax?No, we have State Farm…

My wife and I have been married 39 years. We’ve been fine up until I retired. When I was working, I was gone at least 10 hours a day. Add 8 hours sleeping and an hour commuting, that left 5 hours a day I was home. Now that I’m home 24/7, I’m awake 16 hours a day, more or less. We’ve gotten to the point where we are getting on each others nerves. I can understand where they’re coming from !!

Nursing homes have to separate many old couples, because they can no longer stand each other.

Nothing lasts forever, except torment!

As I said on another strip, “We just wanted to wait until all the children were dead.”

Then there was the young couple that got married because of incompatibility. He had income; she had patability.