Herman by Jim Unger for February 19, 2018

Her: I want a divorce.

Him: I wasn’t planning to spend that much.

Not really all that far-fetched.

“Oh honey, so hard to decide. Could you be a dear and get me both??? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.”

I’ve known a few women that would like those as presents. I had a young patient, Lindsay, who was not very attractive. I felt sorry for her because her sister was the high school home coming queen; very popular and attractive. Her father was a topnotch mechanic who built race car engines. Lindsay didn’t go out much, but spent her evenings and weekends helping her dad build engines. She became a very good mechanic, and as she got older became much better looking than her sister. I was treating their mother one day and I said, “I’ll bet the boys are coming out of the woodwork, chasing after Lindsay.” The mom said, “Well, when the boys show up, they better have a wrench in their hand.”

If its a screwdriver she chooses , don’t turn your back on her.

She could use the battery tester to test the batteries in her hand-held companion. [I hope that was vague enough that I don’t get banned.]

seriously my wife would go for both. the smaller size screwdriver set. so she can take the door(s) off the battery compartment of the grand children’s toys. the battery tester so she could figure out if she needs to replace them.

Doing his shopping at Harbor Fright.