Herman by Jim Unger for February 23, 2018

“Well, I was in charge of purchasing all of their dictionaries. And I got each one an unbeatable deal.”

An exellent exuse.

Experienced with MS Word, PowerPoint and Exel. The entire Microsoft sweet, actually.

Surprising the number of folk that do not know how to operate a spell checker.

Spell checker? Why didn’t they just pay more attention in school?

Apparently “spelling and grammar” is not emphasized in schools these days!

Apparently they were all written by the same person. Maybe the job applicant.

Once in school I wrote my own excuse for something and signed my moms name. A friend needed an excuse too, so I wrote one for him. Later the teacher ask how our mothers handwriting was the same.