Herman by Jim Unger for January 21, 2019

I never got the title of “Miss Universe”. I’m still waiting for the representatives from the Andromeda Galaxy!

Attractive… she has four moon’s. How’s that for mass appeal?

Or space for her to travel.

Looking at her, you can see she coulda’ been a contender.

As a teenager, she lived in Universe, Nebraska.

I’ve often wondered how it can be called “Miss Universe” when only people from Earth are in it.

Ms. Beutelgeise is pretty hot.

She does resemble Jabba the Hut. A sister maybe?