Herman by Jim Unger for April 26, 2021

How many pieces of meat do you want on your hamburger?

I’m trying to find the joke on this one. I know of several restaurants in various states that allowed well behaved dogs eat with their people. (even before emotional support pets became a thing) several of them even offer special pet menus

They are bad tippers…that’s why you don’t see many dogs in restaurants…

Bacon!

Another hamburger, please.

I was expecting it to order a hot dog.

Service dog

He’d like cheese and bacon with his hamburger, but no bun.

“Something that fell on the floor in the kitchen, please!

Ham.

Hold the onions, poisonous to dogs.

Many things not on the menu.

Lonesome Larry now has company at the dinner table.

Do I get a side treat too?

A hot dog ordering a hamburger.

A pickle, an onion and mustard, And make it Dijon, none of that cheap French’s crap. And two slices of cheese and four slices of bacon. And make it snappy. Janey Godley had a routine like this a few years ago.

“Poop.”

How ’bout a milk bone?

A bone will be fine…

At least he isn’t ordering a hot dog.

That’s sweet!

another hamburger…..

Nice place … even caters to family pets … ;)