Herman by Jim Unger for June 12, 2021

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    Bribery is maybe more widespread than we’d like to think.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Am I wrong or those are 26 apples?

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    MayCauseBurns  over 3 years ago

    An apple will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    The ‘mortar board’ kinda indicates the class is above the high school level, yet the math suggests a very low course level. Could be the old cliche about the Math Level 000 course for freshman scholarhip athletes.

    At least, with the once-and-done system in place nowadays, schools only have to fake the classroom attendance record for a year. Used to be it lasted longer.

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Poems everyone Poems” – Pink Floyd

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 3 years ago

    An apple a day keeps the “F” away.

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    joefearsnothing  over 3 years ago

    They look more like tomatoes to me…but, that would make even less sense!

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    drycurt  over 3 years ago

    Where do primary school teachers in class wear mortarboards?

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    tremaine53  over 3 years ago

    I don’t understand the mortarboard. That’s for graduation, not test results.

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    tremaine53  over 3 years ago

    Hypothesis: Teacher confiscated all of those tomatoes before delivering the news of poor test results. Not especially funny, but there it is.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Must be a great teacher…..

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    F

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    An apple a day…breaks your dentures.

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    Billavi Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When every one of your characters looks like a run-down lowlife, it’s necessary to differentiate them. Thus the mortarboard.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But before I begin, let me start by stating that, unfortunately for many of you, I actually prefer pears.

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    sufamelico  over 3 years ago

    Yeah! They’re cheaper by the bushel

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