Herman by Jim Unger for December 06, 2021

Nope. Can’t say I have.

Sounds familiar

It’s a shame that they don’t allow that book at basketball games, because I’d love to dunk.

Yes i have heard of it. But it’s checked out right now.

Yes, but it’s been banned by the schools.

Yes, and I stand on it’s suggestions.

We happen to have a first-edition copy.

Nah, I use old phone books.

I don’t know why this makes me laugh.

Having to lug around that tome would also build muscles. It’s a workout and a height enhancer at the same time.

Try to be the bigger man here.

Just don’t order the abridged version.

I bring that book with me almost everywhere I go.

“Yes, and it’s very, very descriptively written”

Why yes! I’m standing on it!!!

When I was a little kid, I would stand on my bed once in awhile thinking about how wonderful it will be when I am THIS TALL!

We only have the audio book version. Don’t think it’s gonna be much help.

Quite uplifting