In Security by Bea R. for December 06, 2017

I guess protein is what makes you humble.

They actually say about 50% of so called “vegans” have at least once eaten meat when drunk. Among the most popular are burgers, sausages, and fried chicken. I can just tell this kid in the future is gonna be in that group.

Cue the music …

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IUZEtVbJT5c

This is a pretty esoteric punchline …

There was an old SNL sketch that Dan Ackroyd wrote, set at airport security, where Dan played a guy with a metal fetish who had to repeatedly remove objects from his person: Supposedly, the other writers tried to figure out why it was funny, but never could crack that nut.

In other words he (or are we going further into other areas with that one?) has been automaticly good forever?

So if I’m a vegan that does that mean for Christmas I want some good multivitamin and mineral supplements?

He’s from a planet around Vega.

Hey kid, it’s Santa Claus, not Fr. O’Malley’s confessional. And Sedine’s “bedside manner” is right out of Christmas Story.

A shame Sedine won’t be a hot elf this year.

Hey kid, just say what you want and down the slide with you.

He’s from Vegas.

So… whaddya want?!?

Ugh, more bad parenting.

Vegan with a hard “g” or a soft “g”?

I just love panel 3. Sedine’s eyes are the pictures of absolute patience!

“Right…gift card to Outback, then. Next!”

I’m sure that little bit of information will come in handy next Halloween.

How about a nice…football?

Otherwise the red-meat eaters will gang up on him.

a HAPPY vegan