In Security by Bea R. for December 30, 2018

Good thing “Al” didn’t mention another part of “her” ideal partner.

Gaaaaaaa…my eyes…they burn. Rowr indeed.

Right … forgot he still think she is a guy.

I have endured all kind of things in my eyes, but this is what really hurted them.

Female offspring of Wonder Woman and Superman-some people just shouldn’t mate!

He thinks Al’s a lesbian? That explains a lot.

I’m mentally scarred for life

I can handle this, I have a method! For all those of you who need help use this:

https://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2018/05/27

Remember the beauty!

A US flag bikini, how patriotic, but you should have gone with a Staute of Liberty costume that covers everything, complete with a mask to cover what’s left…

Hubbs has quite an imagination that requires even more endurance than his workouts! I also take it Hubbs’ mom doesn’t look like that, otherwise he would be scolding “Al” for having a crush on his mother! XD

GAH!I’m somewhat nauseated,but also vaguely excited by this.Is there something wrong with me?I hope so.

This is how I imagine Hubb’s mom to look like. :)

And this is in black-and-white. Join us on Patreon and see it in color Aaaaaaa!!!.

Where is the eye bleach?

I must break you!! LOL!

Is it just me, or does the “In” in the title look like “heart-2 72”?

Or she could be describing “Johnny Bravo” but he has “Elvis” hair.

Yep, she’s a total milf.

OK, this one cracked me up, Bea!

So Hubbs still hasn’t clued in as the Al’s true gender. A friend who did a lot of commercial freight flights encountered a lady in a Bancock bar who turned out to be not as she/he appeared.

Talk about clueless. At least he doesn’t think of"Al" as gay.

I’ll say it out loud – because Hubbs thinks “Al” IS a man, Hubbs thinks Al is describing Al’s perfect woman… who, coincidentally, looks like Hubbs, with added womanly attributes.

When, actually, Al is describing Hubbs himself, without womanly attributes.

My God – have any two human beings ever been at worse cross-purposes.

If that was a sex-op Hubbs imagined; dating “her” would still not be as “lower than a gay” nauseous as dating a transwoman that looked just like Sedine, Ellie (undisguised!), or Charlene!