In Security by Bea R. for April 24, 2019

And about time too.

”Sorry, Wrong Number” staging. ✨❤️✨

Roy wears glasses? ✨

What unholy bargain did Sam strike? ✨

Tell who?

Us? ✨❤️✨

I’d write an alternate script to go with the art, just for fun, but need to be awake in a few hours.

Anyone care to step up? ✨❤️✨

Ohhhh …

Sam’s looking for an end run around his promise not to tell Hubbs about ‘Al.’ ✨❤️✨

Roy put his glasses on Sam’s face and forgot about it? He really takes advantage of his friends!

I know what he’s planning! All he has to do is strip Ellie the next time she’s with Hubbs, that way he’s not telling him and Hubbs will see Ellie is a girl! Brilliant plan Sam, which Sedine drove you too! XD

Seriously though I think he’s just gonna tell Hubbs’ mother.

The glasses still look better on Sam, Roy…

So… Does the Gendo look mean he’s gonna be a father soon? An especially bad one?

Get in the robot, Shinji!

way to ruin the moment Roy. someone call Hubbs and have Roy Clobberized, please?

I’ll miss that outfit Sedine wore in that Breakfast Club parody storyline. She was closest to looking like Sailor Moon!

What is he not telling them?

Just as planned?

She’ll find out either way lol

Super saiyan Sam.

Intense.

Roy needs glasses?

Whoa, getting Neo Genesis Evangelion flashbacks.

Why is Sam still a security guard and not a police officer?

I assume “them” would be Hubbs and Ellie. He promised Sedine who wouldn’t say anything to them. So don’t, go play football with them and tackle Al, accidentally ripping her wig off.

Yes Roy, end the madness!

This plan of yours had better be fool-proof. I mean, in such a way as not even Roy can mess it up.

Watch out for pink eye….or other fungal infections. :(’

Encore Reply:* I’ll miss that outfit Sedine wore in the Breakfast Club parody storyline. She was closest to looking like Sailor Moon!

*Reason: I had to change the word “that” instead to “the”.

Those first three panels are straight out of the Tales of the Crypt that used to appear in the Sunday funnies until overzealous, holier-than-thou, save-the-children types demanded legislation in 1954. The Comics Code Authority was established for self-censorship. Comics were never the same. That was the year I discovered MAD magazine to save my alleged sanity.

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I got the serious Evangelion vibe here ;)