In Security by Bea R. for November 23, 2020

A three hour tour de force.

All this time I thought they were going for the spray-canned kind of whipped cream.

sighs I’ll get my tow truck and my Power Tires. I’ve got a feeling they’re gonna need my help.

If you say so like bumper cars

Until they wrap their car around a tree. Also, surely she means whipping cream, not whipped cream? I’ve never seen it be sold in cartons like that… Only in pressurized metal cans.

The surgery worked. There was a C-section, and it removed the “c” from “success.”

Our heroes did it, they completed their journey! Words cannot describe this amazing triumph! …Basically, good for them.

Too bad they don’t have a liquor compartment in that car like you’d find in a limousine, just by driving they could’ve made a martini shaken, not stirred! XD

I guess we should’ve have expected a car called a “beetle” to handle well in the snow, there’s a reason beetles prefer to live in jungles and deserts.(Although both are used to transport crap, let me know if that joke was funny)

Then they go over a bridge. Next scene, them dripping wet, covered with icicles returning home, and it’s six months later and someone else has bought the house and moved in…

Last year we had a massive blizzard 3 days before Thanksgiving

I was running the dairy department at the time and had a very good supply of stock

People were buying like crazy because they weren’t sure if they could make it in again before the holiday

A lot of sizes and brands ran out, but I never did run completely out of whipping cream or half and half

Original VW Beetles, with the engine in the rear, were supposed to be pretty good in snow…

Gotta love their spirit!

Bet its expired…

If they get stuck, that pint of cream may be their Thanksgiving dinner.

If that car can survive Ellie giving birth, I’m sure they’ll be fine.

maybe its going to be for the hot coco there going to need after their ride to warm back up, plus maybe a little rum.

Speaking as a former barista, I hope they have some vanilla extract and sugar, or even vanilla syrup, else the whipped cream will taste flat. BTW, freezing to death in an antique VW bug is not romantic. However, freezing to death in a luxury car IS!