In Security by Bea R. for January 04, 2021

… and so is “The Duke’s” Pink Ribbon. ✨❤️✨

Like Applejack… but with a football!

The “FLüPs,” however, are missing their umlauts. ✨❤️✨

It’s a good thing he doesn’t live in the tropics, doing that with coconut trees is a recipe for disaster.

I don’t think Bea is gonna appreciate Hubbs calling the world she design herself “odd”. XD

I think Hubbs has earned an apple pie here, hopefully it’ll cheer him up.

Ah, the Applejack technique of harvesting fruit via kinetic force. Impressive.

Also, I see the Duke is wearing his rouge again.

Next draft pick?

How much do those tree shaking machines cost?

In the orchard Hubbs is King

The fruit flups to the earth.

The tiny couple clap their hands

Celebrate Hubbs’ worth.

your skills seem pretty useful to them.

Are you blind or deaf?

So Bea is his crazy wife Elli ever going to regain her sanity?

He’s Captain America, somebody swap the ball for a shield!

As Spidey told Cap, “You know, your Shield defies the laws of Physics!”

Cap Replied, “I’m a poor kid from Brooklyn, I never studied law.”

I feel your pain Hubbs. I know a lot of guys that made the same mistake. You can only pray someone talks some sense to her and she realizes it. I have a feeling she will return to normal. Guess we both need patience.

See what you’ve done Elizabeth? Shame on you. (Yo Hubbs, knock her up again. Once crazy young mothers have a second one, they usually lighten up on the old man. True for me and all my buds.)

Now if only someone with a camera was recording this amazing feat and putting it on the Internet. Not only would it go viral in a matter of hours, but talent scouts would race to find him and finally recruit him.

Sure, Ellie may freak out, but let’s think about those huge contracts and the paychecks that come with them…

Such talent should not remain secret…