In Security by Bea R. for June 10, 2022

Sam will save the day when Hubbs needs a receiver after all their current ones are injured.

Sam has been banned from that all you can eat steakhouse in Texas.

He thought it was all you can cook.

One can almost hear the hair on Sam’s legs rustling.

So if the fried chicken is bad luck are the steaks gonna be thought to be good luck? Also is it just me or do Sam’s boots look like women’s shoes?

Uh Sam, the clothes were yours to give but I don’t think those steaks were. With all Sam loves to grill it’s a shame he never visited those Japanese(I think Thai and Korean as well) resturants that bring you raw meat to cook yourself on your table.

Sam the superhero!

(electric air guitar sound)

Announcers: And we’re interrupting the drunken kid for a moment for a change on the field; someone’s bringing both teams some recently-cooked steaks while they’re still trying to bring the ball carrier down…

Never has a man looked more majestic clad in naught but his undies and an apron. and also shoes.

Sam is the missing third member of Bill and Ted.

Yummy!

I suddenly hear the “Popeye” power up music in my head…

Sedine right now: “For some reason, I’m feeling a bit horny”

Captain Underpants, you have been replaced!

Good work, Sam… Now, how are you going to get back inside…?