Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 19, 2006
Transcript:
Bixby: Man, I'd kill for a flea bath... You think you're a menace, kid? I got yer menace right here!! How 'bout we Rid-o-you this time? Man: Boss...?! Voice from television: Tonight on Fox: When animals Freeload! Woman: Oh my - !! Bixby: You wanna freshen this up, sister? A bitter has-been, Bixby really let himself go... he was particularly hostile to anyone who had outlasted him... and when he did find work, he was impossible to deal with... finally, he hit rock bottom...
He looks a little drunk.