Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 14, 2009
Transcript:
man: hey!! why'd you smash my car?? captain: It was being used in a robbery! man: no it wasn't, it was just sitting there! captain: Really? oh, well, no harm, no foul, right, buddy? man: I really hope your insurance consists of more than just sports cliches...
Actually, his entire philosophy of life consists of sports cliches.