Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 13, 2010
June 12, 2010
June 14, 2010
Transcript:
scrappy lad: hey, moxie, if we're both single in 10 years, let's get married!! moxie: ralston, if we're both single in 10 years, marry me! Ralston: Jenn erica, if we're both single in 10 years, wanna get married? jenn erica: cap, if we're both single in 10 years, we should get married!! Captain: Ms. amazement, if we're both single in 10 years, whaddya say you marry me?? woman: Dynaman, if we're both single in 10 years, you're gonna marry me! dynaman: Man, where's brenda starr when you need her... hamhock: oh, like I'd be single in 10 years anyway...
ksoskins over 14 years ago
You tell him, Ham Hock! There’s bound to be someone who’ll fall in love with you, especially with a side of potato salad.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
If those are my choices, I’d even settle for Mark Trail.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Has Calvin’s Mom divorced Dad yet? I’d marry her. Or Addy Lamarr, from “Heart of the City”; she’s not dating anyone, and Heart would likely be a more agreeable stepchild than Calvin.
andymeijers over 14 years ago
In ten years, Luann would be about right, if it wasn’t for that black hole event horizon that has stopped time in their neighborhood.
pinkdryad Premium Member over 14 years ago
Why would anyone want to marry Calvin’s mom when all she can cook is green glop?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Since I’m not her child, I have the option of declining to eat it. I’m perfectly happy to do my own cooking…
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
If I’m still single in 10 years, merry me.