Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 27, 2010
Transcript:
hamhock: rats! my cell phone just died...hey, dynaman, you're a living nuclear reactor, right? how about some juice? dynaman: I don't think that's such a great idea-- hamhock: come on, man!! I haven't texted in like ten minutes! I'm dying here! fire it up! dynaman: *sigh* okay, but I warned you.. bzzzzz....pzzzaahhh!! hamhock: think you could text me an ambulance? dynaman: I think a short order cook might be more appropriate...
See?!? Those things are bad for you.