Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 04, 2010
Transcript:
woman: What should my new costume be, bixby Bixby: something practical! Something with protection! woman: protection?? I'm invulnerable!!! I don't need protection!! I mean, I could be totally naked and--! woman: ...and they're there again, aren't they? Bixby: like andy capp at a wine tasting...
invisifan over 14 years ago
And that includes us … ☺
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Ha ha, except they can’t beat you up like he does his wife.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’m trying to overcome stage fright… Can you be my audience?
zero over 14 years ago
Andy’s not really a souse. He’s just drawn that way. BTW have you seen his wife? QED
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Sheesh, woman been around for ages, she not use to having droaling men behind her?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Fairportfan, generally speaking, wine has a higher alcohol content than even very strong beers and ales. Try drinking six pints of Chardonnay over the course of an evening and see if you can remember your own name…
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Humina Humina Humina
Now that I’ve said all I can on the matter of her dress, to the defense of Andy. Most of the time he is not drinking, he is laying around scheming to get drinking money, He has not beat Flo in years, Using my limited memory powers, do I recall that Flo also had a habit of beating him? Let us not be sexist, the reason domestic violence seems against women is you are not going to call 911 and say “My wife is threatening me with a fry pan’” Who starts the fight when he tippy toes in?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Andy certainly prefers beer (warm bitter beer!) to wine.”
Certainly I’d say that’s his preference, but would he pass up free wine (at a tasting) in favor of beer that he has to pay for?
linwoodbragg over 14 years ago
This is a good comic