Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 19, 2010
October 18, 2010
October 20, 2010
Transcript:
hamhock: Madam, I understand you've been seeing quite a bit of tyr lately! Well, I for one think it is disgraceful! this needs to stop, woman!! hamhock: He's a married man! And a father! and you've got a reputation to think of! and--! Woman: And you're a little jealous? Hamhock: A little!!
Ham Hock, Bro, I’ve been there…
Chicks dig the bad boys; you’re too “safe.” You need an image change, and not in the direction of “cute”, like you tried a few weeks ago. You’re a pig, so act like one. Get some tattoos. Grow stubble. Wear sunglasses at night. Grunt. Embrace your Inner Hog…