Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 26, 2010
Transcript:
captain: hey, dynaman, remember that double date we went on with wonder woman and lois lane? dynaman: It wasn't a "double date." I was on a date with wonder woman...and you crashed into the restaurant, drunk, while lois lane reported the whole thing, humiliating us all! captain: good times...we should call them! dynaman: I'm sure you could get a date with their lawyers...
Just like the guy I share the apt. with always drunk and knowing what he’s doing. for example he let his cat out on the front porch and later locked the door thinking the cat was inside.