Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 20, 2011
Transcript:
girl: Didn't you used to have powers, jenn erica? Jenn erica: Yes! I was the empoweress!! But her shining beacon of progress proved too much for man's world to tolerate!! girl: Really? jenn erica: that and it was impossible to keep up with "dancing with the stars"...
I thought they were repossessed because she was too good at her job or something.