Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 15, 2013
Transcript:
Bixby: Fritz, I demand a raise. Fritz: A raise? Well, despite the fact that you certainly don't deserve one, I'm curious why you'd want one. You live in the trash, you eat garbage, and you don't wear pants. Why in the world would you need more money? Bixby: He must never know...
But if she’s so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?