Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 19, 2013
Transcript:
Captain Victory: I'll get you to the hospital right away, sir! Hamhock: What!? Why? What's wrong? Captain Victory: Well, your hair has fallen out, your nose is all squashed in, and your limbs are hideously mangled! Not to mention you've been knocked right out of your pants! Unless, Y'know... you're just a pig or something. Hamhock: Pants tend to bunch up in my armpits...
And they taste very much alike, too!