Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 20, 2013
January 19, 2013
January 21, 2013
Transcript:
Scientist: Oh, pooh... Captain Victory: Because I draw my power from a radioactive comet, I'll aptly call myself... Captain Victorious! Y'know, only if no one's using it. Oh, hold on a sec... this is a good part... Great relaxation! Look at these abs! And I don't even have to work out! A mysterious scientist beckons a fiery radioactive comet to him when a distraction results in it veering off course! The scientist's bellowing neighbor becomes the unexpected recipent of the comet's attentions! But from the remains of the crash, the beer-swilling sloth emerges... ... Transformed! And so this celestial-powered titan went forth and protected the innocent and helped the helpless, when there was nothing much to watch on tv. And of course, he learned the most important lesson a hero can: With great power comes... Next: Negative effect! SMASH!
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Wait till he finds out theres no such thing.
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Is he related in any way to the Toxic Avenger?
quartermain almost 12 years ago
Who was that masked man?
fishbulb239 almost 12 years ago
Ooh, a discontinuity that I hadn’t noticed the first time around – he didn’t aptly call himself Captain Victorious initially – ’twas Captain Victory until he found out that somebody was indeed already using it.
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
Is it just me or does that guy look like Hubris!