Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 22, 2013
Transcript:
Bixby: Fritz, be careful, there's some lunatic skulking around the halls. Fritz: What? Bixby: Yeah, he's been sneaking up on me and stealing my garbage, and then just throwing it away! He's evil!! He's got the words "Satan Nation" written right on his shirt!! Fritz: Bixby, that says "Sanitation"... Bixby: What am I, an expert on cults? just get rid of him!
satan nation lolz