Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 12, 2014

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Bixby: How come there aren't any cool cartoon characters anymore? Where are the Top Cats? The Yogi Bears? They're all cloying little brats or hapless imbeciles now. Ralston: I'm not cool? Bixby: Ralston, you're the biggest nerd I know. Ralston: Well, what about you? Bixby: Ahh, I'm just a crank. Ralston: Hamhock? Bixby: Simp. Ralston: Scrappy Lad? Bixby: Twerp. Ralston: Mr. Negato? Bixby: Egghead. Ralston: Dynaman? Bixby: Pretty-boy. Ralston: Okay, how about Captain Victorious? Bixby: He's just a pushy, moronic egomaniac with bad habits and absurdly good luck! Okay, so Captain Victorious is cool, but other than himm, there's like, no one... Ralston: You sure I'm not cool? Look at this bow tie...