Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 11, 2014
Transcript:
Bixby: Sorry, Hamhock. I haven't found any roles for you yet. Hamhock: Y'know, Bixby, I feel like you haven't put in much effort for a while. Bixby: What're you talking about? I'm constantly updating your file! Hamhock: Then why is it still in a "Knight Rider" Trapper Keeper? Bixby: Eh, the "I Love Lucy" one wore out...
You never know… what with all the television show to movie scripts that have come out, there’s bound to be an opening as Arnold Ziffle in the Green Acres big screen treatment.