Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 03, 2014
May 02, 2014
May 04, 2014
Transcript:
Bixby: Listen, Fritz, it's great you're loosening up, but... Fritz: Bixshby! My man! I love thish guy!! Bixby: You're taking this a little too far! Fritz: Hey, watch who yer shovin' there, Smurf face!! Bixby: Fritz! Think of your reputation!! Fritz: (I'm not really drunk, I'm just faking to be one of the guys. Don't worry!) Bixby: You old dog! A professional to the last! Fritz: Tyr!! Wrestle you for the last hot wing!
Only one way to tell if he really is drunk or not. Ask for a raise. He gives it to you when he’s constantly turning you down due to your lack of any significant reason for one, then he’s drunk.