Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 11, 2014
Transcript:
Ralston: How do you stay so inspired, Mr. Negato? I mean, you're constantly coming up with scheme after scheme, ploy after ploy, what keeps you going? Mr. Negato: Well, I focus on all the people who have never believed in me or have stood in my way... and then I devise miserable ways for them to die.
I will refrain from commenting because then the men in white coats will know where to find me; they always are wanting to fit me in coats that sleeves that are too long and way too many buckles.