Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 18, 2014
Transcript:
Anchor: Today on "In Spandex," we have a very special guest, scandalized superhero, Captain Victorious. So, Captain, I imagine all the competition was what drove you to "Power UP"? Captain Victorious: Absolutely, Kirby! Every day there's a new hero, and each one is "the most powerful man on earth"! You know hard it is to stay on top? To beat all those guys down? Do you?? Anchor: Uhh, I meant with the villains. Captain Victorious: Right, like they could afford this stuff...
Any villain could afford that stuff if they knew which block to bounce their head off.