Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 10, 2015
Transcript:
Bixby: Okay, Hamhock, let's find you some work... let's see... ah, I got ya a new listing right here! Small talent agency looking to replace surly, lazy, incompetent rat who takes up space and sleeps in the garbage. Contact Fritz at "Ink Pen." Hamhock: Looks like I'm not gonna be the only one needing a job. Bixby: Pfft! This says "surly" like it's a bad thing...
Surprised Fritz took this long to put an ad in the paper.