Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 12, 2016
April 11, 2016
April 13, 2016
Transcript:
fritz: bixby, why do you have half our staff sitting in garbage cans? bixby: I'm protecting my assets! I figure with the world economy collapsing, the only thing of any value soon will be garbage! fritz: Bixby, that has got to be the most ridiculous idea I have ever-dibs on the recycling bins. bixby: Hey, hands off my hedge funds!!
Staff? No, clients. You know, the folks your supposed to be finding jobs for, not have working in the office.