Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 21, 2017
Transcript:
tyr: Hamhock, this is my niece, hela. she rules the underworld. woman: hey. hamhock: uh, I thought you guys went to valhalla. tyr: that's only if you die gloriously in battle! tyr: If you die peacefully, you end up in niflheim, a dreary, awful place of death and decay! hamhock: So...you'd reward genghis khan, but punish gandhi? Woman: I'm not sure gandhi would think nonstop fighting and eating was a "reward"....
Genghis khan was actually a decent ruler, since the places he conquered was allowed to keep current ways as long as they paid tribute.