Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 20, 2018
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from the tip top secretive dossiers of S.P.E.A.R. subject: li'l moxie gumption first apperance: 12-4-06 affiliations: lifetime subscriber to "switchblade fancy." History: orphaned and raised in a cannery, moxie grew up working every day and envying those "pampered orphanage brats." talents: star of a long running girl adventurer strip, she's loaded, but she's also actually 75 years old (ref: 12-7-06). hobbies: she spends most of her time gambling at the docks, trying to impress ralston, and fending off scrappy lad's advances as violently as possible. drink of choice: "bloody gary" (choklit malted with tabasco sauce.)