Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 05, 2018
Transcript:
man: All right, tyr, you ready to meet the rest of your "modern stone age family"? ralston: Why am I betty? hamhock: Why can't jenn erica be betty? jenn erica: Why is betty hotter than me even as a rabbit?? scrappy lad: Y'know, moxie, pebble's is bamm bamm's girlfriend! moxie: come near me and you pull back a stump.... tyr:Can I get a divorce? Man: no, but I see a tragic woolly mammoth accident in their future....
Betty is hotter than Wilma because Trixie Norton is an ex-stripper.