Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 25, 2018
July 24, 2018
July 26, 2018
Transcript:
scrappy lad: Wouldn't it be cool if you turned out to be my real father? captain: No, it wouldn't be "cool" for you to find out that I abandoned you at birth. captain: Especially since I avoid and belittle you now that we actually know each other! do you see how uncool that really is? scrappy lad: Should I be "Scrappy victorious"? "Scrappy L victorious"? "s. L victorious"?... what do you think, dad?
Personally, I don’t think Captain Victorious is any better than Scrappy Lad. They’re both morons. The only difference is that Scrappy Lad isn’t a jerk.