Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 06, 2018
Transcript:
scrappy lad: knock, knock. captain: who's there? scrappy lad: the guy you left stuck in a deathtrap all week who had to escape by chewing off his own pants! captain: "the guy I left stuck in a deathtrap all week who had to escape by chewing off his own pants," who? Scrappy lad: cap, I'm not joking!! captain: Good, 'cause your delivery is terrible....
Why did the pantsless superhero sidekick cross the road?