Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 22, 2018
Transcript:
scrappy lad: Hey, tyr, can I use your magic axe? tyr: you can't just "use" it! You have to be deemed worthy by the gods!! scrappy lad: I'll give you six dollars and a coupon for arby's. tyr: hey, I just said "worthy", not "The awesomest ever!" go nuts, kid!
Coulda bought him with the coupon alone.