Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 04, 2018
Transcript:
tyr: thor used to ride a chariot pulled by two powerful goats!! At night, he would slaughter them, and cook them for his supper! Tyr: but in the morning, he'd wave his magic hammer over them, bringing them back to life, to be eaten all over again!! tyr: Man, I wish I had that hammer right now. hamhock: I wonder what buffalo wings look like when they're alive...
I hate to be a boor/boar but it wasn’t Thor’s goats that was eaten and resurrected, it was the pig Särimner that fed the fallen warriors.