Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 01, 2019
Transcript:
Woman: Hey, thanks for saving me and everything, but I was kinda hoping to be saved by Dynaman. Captain Victory: Dynaman? What? Why? Woman: Dynaman is only the dreamiest! That hair! That chin! I bet he smells great, too! I'm just dying to meet him! Captain Victory: Tell you what... next time I see you in mortal danger, I'll be sure to fly right on by. Woman: Oh, would you? That'd be so thoughtful!
Tell you what, hold out a massive three mirror vanity and Dynaman will rescue you. Otherwise, forget about him.