Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 15, 2020

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Hamhock: Bixby, I can't believe you've been ripping off Captain Victorious as his personal shopper! You're his agent! You already get fifteen percent. Bixby: Oh, relax! He can afford it. Hamhock: Well, have you been stealing from me, too? Bixby: You? You're too clever, Hamhock! Besides, you get union wages. Hamhock: Yeah! Five bucks a day. Bixby: Well, two bucks after my fifteen percent...