Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 02, 2020
May 01, 2020
May 03, 2020
Transcript:
Fritz: So, will you stay late tonight? Bixby: No way. I'll be fast asleep by 6:30. Fritz: Asleep? I thought rats were nocturnal! Bixby: Yeah, in the wild! When we have to scrounge for food! But all the garbage around here has made me completely lazy! Fritz: Just my luck, I get a domesticated rat but he won't do any tricks. Bixby: Hey, I'm kinda houstrained...
“kinda.” “I’m kinda pregnant.” “This is kinda vegan.”