Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 04, 2020
May 03, 2020
May 05, 2020
Transcript:
Fritz: Bixby, I really need you to work late tonight. Bixby: Do I get paid extra? Fritz: No, you're on salary. Bixby: No deal! The services I provide come at a premium! I demand extra pay! Fritz: Bixby, you spend most of your days sitting in the trash and demoralizing our clients! In fact, maybe you should just leave early... Bixby: Done... if you pay me extra.
Groucho: How much do you get to not rehearse?
Chico: You couldn’t afford it. If we don’t rehearse, we don’t play. And if we don’t play, that runs into money.